lol at all the dudebros complaining that the female orc is too muscular.. have you ever seen an orc you little shits?
the new female orc model is cute as hell stfu.
WEAK HUMAN AFRAID OF WARRIOR FEMALE
HUMAN AFRAID OF STRONG FEMALE THAT CAN KICK ASS
STRONG ORC FEMALE KICK WEAK MAN ASS ALL DAY LONG
"THEY NO LOOK LIKE SUPER SEXY MODEL?? THYE LOOK LIKE..>WARRIOR?? THEY FITE? NO THEY MUST STAY HOME AND COOK THE ZUG ZUGGIES!"
is all i hear when people complain about the female orc model.
The best was BUT THEY CAN’T HAVE BABIES???
it always bothers me when people complain that all belf rpers give their chars kinda tragic backgrounds with their entire families dead and stuff
well buddy what are you expecting 90% of the population was obliterated that’s gonna be sons, daughters, parents, siblings, etc the fact is that the race itself is just pretty damn tragic
really appreciating blizzard’s attempt to reach out to the bondage enthusiasts in their fanbase w/ this cover
yeah but check out the cast in the back. You’ve got
- Baine idly wondering when HE’S gonna get a model update like that I mean daaaamn
- Sylvanas considering how such a good looking back could go so wrong and probably critiquing the weird lighting
- Vol’jin being like eyyy lookit me giant hands mon
- Tyrande fixing the reader with a dead stare as if she knows that somehow, someway, this book’s gonna ignore her storyline already
- Velen looking even older than usual and THAT’S impressive
- and Jaina having a migraine from having to be within ten feet of another Golden storyline
and I think that’s wonderful
surely you meant shoving unnecessary shit about malfurion into tyrande’s storyline
Garrosh leaned over to Baine, whispering low and deep, “Why is she even here. The elf queen.”
"…You razed her lands, invaded her home, and overall became the greatest menace to the night elves since the Burning Legion appeared."
"I know and that was great, but seriously, she isn’t talking about that at all. She’s just sitting on the stand and saying ‘Malfurion’ over and over again."
Baine stared off into the distance, wondering how long it’d been since he’d questioned that himself and when exactly it was when he’d even stopped noticing this phenomenon as odd.
It Defias all logic!
One of the skins for Illidan in Heroes of the Storm is basically a fusion between him and Malfurion. I’m laughing so hard though
behold the TURBO DOUCHE
with our powers combined, we can destroy ANY character development.
I actually wasn’t prepared
im pissing tbh
"How do undead characters do ____ when they don’t have ____?"